tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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madman-and-still-not-ginger:

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY

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floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

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m0nster9:

stonermuzik:

higheramerica:

Grocery shopping with the munchies…

what’s happening???

im cryingg

m0nster9:

stonermuzik:

higheramerica:

Grocery shopping with the munchies…

what’s happening???

im cryingg

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buzzfeed:

Kitty Forman: best mom or best mom?

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llbwwb:

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eggplont:


when someone you hate suddenly becomes nice to you

eggplont:

when someone you hate suddenly becomes nice to you

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marcobodt:

my brother went off to college 3 weeks ago and has not texted me at all until this

marcobodt:

my brother went off to college 3 weeks ago and has not texted me at all until this

(Source: bepsiboy, via conveniencestorequeen)